Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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