So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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