Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
