You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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