i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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