Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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