he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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