OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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