new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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