But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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