She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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