yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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