Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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