I hate all girls vehemently.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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