I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
His nipple licking is glorious
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