All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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