Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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