I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
bring money and cleavage
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize