Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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