Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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