she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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