I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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