Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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