dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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