Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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