I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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