16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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