It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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