Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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