Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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