The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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