He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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