at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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