i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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