i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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