i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You were trust falling into bushes
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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