And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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