Kiss
Puke
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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