Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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