well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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