My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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