This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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