Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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