Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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