I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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