found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The power of my boobs compel you
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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