So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Shame - the story of my life.
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