I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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