Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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