i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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