I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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