I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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